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The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.
by Chokal October 11, 2019
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Texas Tuesday

Gave him the ol Texas Tuesday
by Texas2sday July 2, 2020
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texas carolan

texas carolan is a slag
by texascarolan April 15, 2023
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Texas 50

When 50 men all facefuck a country girl, simultaneously cumming to create a bigass Bukkake, which the girl must mix with Siracha Sauce and ranch dressing before chugging the whole thing
Cowboy 1" Damn bro did you hear bout last night?"
Cowboy 2"Nah brother, what happened?"
Cowboy" Samantha let some guys give her the Texas 50, and it was fucking great to jack it too!"
by thicc_badonkadonks July 8, 2020
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Texas Howdy

The act of soaking a harmonica in a jar of mayonnaise and then inserting it into the anus. While having anal sex the wind from being thrusted into will create a unique musical memory. Proving that mayonnaise is indeed an instrument.
Todd:"Hey man I just gave my first Texas Howdy to Marie the other night."

Rod:" I bet you had to use a whole jar of mayonnaise for that!"
by ahhwhatisthat October 9, 2023
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Texas Klondike

The act of taking a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.
Bro you’re so gay, you’d let a homo “Texas Klondike” you.
by BigD81 September 21, 2023
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Texas stunt

When you attempt to steal a girl from a guy
Jake is going to pull a texas stunt on Chris's girl
by KingBB June 11, 2013
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