tabel

boy who is addicted to pokemon who likes playing call of duty on his xbox whilst sucking at TABLE football - oh the irony

tabel is so rubbish at table football

by hahahaha gay tabel leadfarmer April 2, 2009

Taber

A suburban whore who as a really fucked life and brings everyone down around her. She will waste your time effort and money.

That taber can fuck off.

by Ready.set.fuck.yourself October 1, 2017

tabernacle

to titty fuck

we tabernacled on the bus and it was so hott. it is so in these days.

by queen rudy February 27, 2009

chinese table batch

(sex move)
a group of chinese people doin it on a table

dude while i was taking a miracle turd the other day i was watching a porno showing 6 people doing a chinese table batch.

by Ted Mosby (architect) ;) February 2, 2010

Table Tennis

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. Generally refers to gay sex, but is occasionally used to refer to heterosexual sex as well.

Oh, John? Yeah, I've played table tennis with him a few times, if you know what I mean.

by Fern, Defender of Trees June 11, 2009

Turn table

A sexual manuaver: Where you constantly switching between cowgirl and reverse cowgirl in one direction either clockwise or anti clock wise.

Last night I had this girl ontop like a Turn table. I spun her like record remix on my penis.

by DrBrodan January 17, 2011

table fucker

a person who does something that is unforgivable and really jerk-like.

He cheated on you? What a table fucker

by beautifulstranger January 13, 2006