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Surprise Me

Something you say when you aren't sure of what to type, usually with hilarious and bogus results.
Hmm... I'm not sure of what to type... Guess I'll just type "in surprise me!"
by dreadlordhg November 30, 2016
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Eskimo Surprise

After having sexual intercourse with any random slut in the back of your whip, in the winter, proceed to open her door and give her the ol' boot to the head. Jam on the gas and see how much snow and asphalt you can kick up in her face.
In winter:

Bill: Yo Alan, what you do last night son?
Alan: I picked up a hooker.
Bill: Right on sucka. How'd it go?
Alan: We got our freak on and then I had to give her the ol' Eskimo Surprise.
by Sheep with one testicle July 23, 2008
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Salty Surprise

When you bite into a tortilla chip and get a really salty pocket.
Wow my tongue wasn't ready for that salty surprise.

I went to the party with James and he gave me a real salty surprise.
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Pull-it Surprise

While making love to your woman, shortly before you come, you pull it out as if you're going to blow your load in her face (pull-it). Right when she thinks you're going to blow, you turn around and take a gigantic dump on her face/chest (hence, the surprise). If you would like, you can then turn around and proceed in blowing your load.
Man: I'm almost there!!
Woman: Oh yeah, come on me baby!
Man: I'm gonna blow my load all over---OOOOH, SURPRISE! I JUST OWNED YOU!!
Woman: Oooh, you just shit in my face!!

LATER ON

Man: Dude I totally gave that hot bitch the ol' Pull-it Surprise!!
Friend of Man: Nice dude!!
(High Five)
by mohler September 9, 2007
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moonpie surprise

While fucking a girl in the doggy-style position, pull out and cum on her lower back while simultaneously shitting in your hand. After your ejaculate is evenly covering a circular area of her lower back, quickly slap the shit on top of your cum.
He was fucking my loose, wet pussy and pulled out when I least expected it. Then, out of nowhere, he shat in his hand and gave me a moonpie surprise on my back.
by Dbo69 February 16, 2010
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Pudding Surprise

When you are banging your hoe in the butt and she flarts. Giving your man stick a nice coat of ass juice.
Friend "What did you with that hoe i saw you with last night"

You "That hoe gave me a Pudding Surprise"
by mac5611 August 25, 2009
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Sunflower Surprise

When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016
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