After having sexual intercourse with any random slut in the back of your whip, in the winter, proceed to open her door and give her the ol' boot to the head. Jam on the gas and see how much snow and asphalt you can kick up in her face.
In winter:
Bill: Yo Alan, what you do last night son?
Alan: I picked up a hooker.
Bill: Right on sucka. How'd it go?
Alan: We got our freak on and then I had to give her the ol' Eskimo Surprise.
Bill: Yo Alan, what you do last night son?
Alan: I picked up a hooker.
Bill: Right on sucka. How'd it go?
Alan: We got our freak on and then I had to give her the ol' Eskimo Surprise.
by Sheep with one testicle July 23, 2008
Get the Eskimo Surprisemug. by dreadlordhg November 30, 2016
Get the Surprise Memug. Wow my tongue wasn't ready for that salty surprise.
I went to the party with James and he gave me a real salty surprise.
I went to the party with James and he gave me a real salty surprise.
by that handle is already used by March 7, 2018
Get the Salty Surprisemug. While making love to your woman, shortly before you come, you pull it out as if you're going to blow your load in her face (pull-it). Right when she thinks you're going to blow, you turn around and take a gigantic dump on her face/chest (hence, the surprise). If you would like, you can then turn around and proceed in blowing your load.
Man: I'm almost there!!
Woman: Oh yeah, come on me baby!
Man: I'm gonna blow my load all over---OOOOH, SURPRISE! I JUST OWNED YOU!!
Woman: Oooh, you just shit in my face!!
LATER ON
Man: Dude I totally gave that hot bitch the ol' Pull-it Surprise!!
Friend of Man: Nice dude!!
(High Five)
Woman: Oh yeah, come on me baby!
Man: I'm gonna blow my load all over---OOOOH, SURPRISE! I JUST OWNED YOU!!
Woman: Oooh, you just shit in my face!!
LATER ON
Man: Dude I totally gave that hot bitch the ol' Pull-it Surprise!!
Friend of Man: Nice dude!!
(High Five)
by mohler September 9, 2007
Get the Pull-it Surprisemug. While fucking a girl in the doggy-style position, pull out and cum on her lower back while simultaneously shitting in your hand. After your ejaculate is evenly covering a circular area of her lower back, quickly slap the shit on top of your cum.
He was fucking my loose, wet pussy and pulled out when I least expected it. Then, out of nowhere, he shat in his hand and gave me a moonpie surprise on my back.
by Dbo69 February 16, 2010
Get the moonpie surprisemug. A term used to describe members of the games industry that use patches for their games to reduce the value of those games in order to sell a solution to the problem they create.
This can be done by introducing new or additional loot boxes and/or microtransactions to games that already have an up-front price tag, or by downgrading a product by stripping features out of it after the initial sale so that they can be reintroduced at a later date for either a monetary value or a PR boost some time after the initial backlash has died down.
This can be done by introducing new or additional loot boxes and/or microtransactions to games that already have an up-front price tag, or by downgrading a product by stripping features out of it after the initial sale so that they can be reintroduced at a later date for either a monetary value or a PR boost some time after the initial backlash has died down.
Sam: "My 17-year-old game now requires an inferior launcher to run and I can't play any of my favorite game modes offline, all because the company that made it is trying to force everyone to buy Warcraft 3 Reforged! Even some of the graphics options, like character shadows, aren't available to me any more!"
James: "Activision/Blizzard's surprise mechanics at work."
Sam: "I used to really enjoy Trials Rising, but now that loot boxes are a thing, the rest of the game just doesn't seem fun any more. I'm constantly feeling like I need to spend money just so my character looks half as good as the others and there's no guarantee that I'll get the thing I actually want in order to do that."
James: "Looks like Ubisoft's surprise mechanics really hurt this game, huh?"
Sam: "Is that your word for loot boxes?"
James: "No. It's the staff at Ubisoft that introduced them."
Sam: "I'm so sick of EA and 2K sticking loot boxes into their yearly releases of FIFA and NBA! The rest of the game isn't even that good any more, like it's about as meaningful as the brand on the top of a slot machine at Las Vegas!"
James: "You're not wrong. There are probably more surprise mechanics working on these games than actual game developers now."
James: "Activision/Blizzard's surprise mechanics at work."
Sam: "I used to really enjoy Trials Rising, but now that loot boxes are a thing, the rest of the game just doesn't seem fun any more. I'm constantly feeling like I need to spend money just so my character looks half as good as the others and there's no guarantee that I'll get the thing I actually want in order to do that."
James: "Looks like Ubisoft's surprise mechanics really hurt this game, huh?"
Sam: "Is that your word for loot boxes?"
James: "No. It's the staff at Ubisoft that introduced them."
Sam: "I'm so sick of EA and 2K sticking loot boxes into their yearly releases of FIFA and NBA! The rest of the game isn't even that good any more, like it's about as meaningful as the brand on the top of a slot machine at Las Vegas!"
James: "You're not wrong. There are probably more surprise mechanics working on these games than actual game developers now."
by Jaaaaaaames Sunderland February 8, 2020
Get the surprise mechanicsmug. When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016
Get the Sunflower Surprisemug.