Straight Alabama Mark 

A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.

Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.

Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.

Straight Alabama Mark by MamMas12 May 20, 2019

Straight-attracted 

When you're just a bro who can admire other good looking bros.

"Hey bro, you look hot in those jeans"
"Aww, thanks bro, that shirt suits your abs"
"I'm straight-attracted to you, bro"
"You too, bro"

Straight-attracted by LeeAgAy September 3, 2019

straight pedophile

Usually taken to mean a pedophile who will only fuck children. Must never be used in context of sexual orientation, as being a pedophile has nothing to with being straight or gay!

Word is that Alfred is a straight pedophile! He who won't fuck anything except maybe children.

straight pedophile by Esa4 September 12, 2019

Straight edge 

School kid who plan's to kill himself with knife.

Dylan with a Y was straight edge.

Straight edge by StreetsmartJeremy October 19, 2019

straight jeacket

A straight jacket made entirely of denim

Woah look at that guys straight jeacket

straight jeacket by Garfieldslasagna February 28, 2020

Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.

I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .

Straight Pork by Two Trays OH33 March 1, 2020

Straight off the grid 

A term originally used to describe somebody who hasn't been paying their taxes due to reasons like Living in a tent in the woods but has gained an ironic secondary meaning to describe rich people who haven't been paying their fair share of taxes since they are not actually living "off the grid" they are just using loopholes to get out of paying income tax.

Jeff Bezos is living straight off the grid

Trump paid $750 in taxes this year, he's been living straight off the grid

Straight off the grid by Galacticgabe November 30, 2020