spitting crumpets

Slang for shit British rap music

"That Charli XCX is spitting crumpets on that new track, she should stick to autotune!"

by bad brenda March 6, 2020

Shitty Mark

Usually a dirt bag , rarely shower , eats everyone’s food , doesn’t pay rent , give him an inch he takes a mile !

Where my avocados ?! Shitty mark stole them ! Wait ! He also ate your toilet paper !

by Shitty mark March 27, 2020

shitty booty ass crease

shitty booty ass crease is when you take a shit and it gets stuck all up in yo ass crease while looking at the picture often referred to as "shitty ass".

dawg yesterday i had "shitty booty ass crease"

by god defines words 🙏 November 5, 2021

Shitty kitty

When a male defecates into a syringe, injects his feces into a woman's vagina and proceeds to have vaginal intercourse

Chad: Dude, last night me and Katie did the shitty kitty
Chokama: Bro that's awesome!

by D3ADM1ND January 22, 2022

venom spitting manitie

a non demesticated manitie that still has its front fang
the fang is used to sink boats and kill people it mostly hunts for cubans or homo emo kids it also enjoys the tast of gressed up italins also if injested can lead to death of srinkige of your penis

(rob)holy shit tom!!!!
(tom)what
(Rob) it is one of those god damm venom spitting manities
(tom) Quick run run towrd the hills!!!
(rob) We are on a boat dumbass
(tom) Well then i think it is safe to say we are screwed
(rob) yes tom yes we are

by chrissss2212 May 13, 2010

Dirty Smitty

A Dirty Smitty is when a frail and unsuspecting man with the skeletal structure of Mr.Burns (Simpsons Reference) requires to have his salad tossed to obtain an erection. Typically awkward and poorly coordinated sexual acts are to follow.

Hey Sara what's the matter?
My husband has been so stressed out that he's become a Dirty Smitty

Oh he's so cute.
Be careful, I heard he's a Dirty Smitty

Brad Pitt is so hot I hope he's a Dirty Smitty

by The Nard May 1, 2020

Wrist-Slitty

Something so unbearable, cringey or annoying that you want to slit your wrists.

"Dude, that movie with David Spade and Lauren Lapkus was so wrist-slitty."

by AbhimanualOfKhadwality May 14, 2020