twat sniff

Any stank puss make my long john pause.

Alley that little dirty twat sniff.

by fuckhead May 13, 2005

Sniff

To Breathe things up your nose

What that Chick is doing When you cant find a word on the shop picture to the right

P.S shes hot

by Caca March 1, 2005

snifflemiester

Somebody who sniffs the tissue that another person has just ejaculated in.

wonky: hey snifflemiester, heres the tissue

mahendra: thanks ill use that later.

by K8nmistry July 4, 2008

bagel sniffer

A person that employs bagel sniffing in order to determine bagel tastiness. Often times a lazy dumb ass who surfs the internet every morning until the department baby sitter comes in, and then a little more discreetly for the rest of the day.

person 1: I'm having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: That dumb ass will only make things worse.
person 2: Yea, just call Eric or Gil.

by AlexTheNewGuy January 18, 2006

Sniff

In disagreement with what someone has did,said or suggested. Can also be said to just be generally unhappy at something. Sniff does not have to be said at all. It can be gestured by just quickly raising your nostrils

Jane Doe: Hey you! I'm having a huge party at Black Bear in Hoboken. You guys should come. Everybody is gonna be there.

John Doe: Sniff

by minnow53 December 16, 2008

pant sniffer

A derogatory term for someone you very much dislike, and are suggesting that they spend their spare time sniffing the inside seam of worn pants.

Going to that party sounds good, but that Peter will be there and he's a right pant sniffer

by gobshite March 2, 2005

sniffles

When in the 69 position and your nose gets too close to the anus. Not a problem following a shower. But you can get the sniffles if she has been at work all day.

Christ love we need to change position i have the sniffles and cant breath!!

by Bedworthman December 23, 2008