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shower prep

to masturbate. Basically to "prepare to shower". It is a lot more convenient to masturbate and jizz all over yourself before you shower so you can wash it off. Or in a girls case... I don't know maybe they just like to do it before they get in the shower, which is extremely sexy for some reason.
I'm not allowed to shower prep for two weeks because my girlfriend wants me to save it for her. Wow she is horny.
by kangaroo17 January 3, 2006
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Shower Thought

Shower thought- A thought that people think of but is more like a question
Example 1: Do dogs dream in color?
Example 2: When a baby is born, What language do they use? Shower Thought
by Lucas Mo January 21, 2019
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Golden Shower

What Tiger Woods wanted to do to Joslyn James
- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
Original Tiger Woods Text Messages:
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you

- Have you ever had a GOLDEN SHOWER done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.

- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you
by hobrah808 March 18, 2010
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shower

originates from a gang in jamaica called the shower posse, infamous for their merciless violence, used now as a word to mean anything from gangster to good to cold or poker-faced
"seen mans over there in that lexus in ballys, thats shower" , or , heard this new skepta beat blad its shower, or , "yeah blad mans shower, he stabbed up carl in broad daylight barefaced"
by ithinkivebeenstabbed April 26, 2006
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Mexican Shower

The act of cleansing oneself in a public batrhoom. Typically this is done by removing the shirt and splashing water on the underarm and using liquid hand soap to get rid of a day's worth of sweat.
Dude, did you see that guy taking a Mexican Shower at the gas station? He must have been trying to clean up after a day of landscaping on his way to his job cleaning dishes at the taqueria!
by J-Grabs September 21, 2008
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Italian Shower

The over-usage of any musk, cologne, body spray, or perfume. Named after people of italian descent, they will soak themselves in these scents without even noticing the nose burning, and sometimes eye-watering effects.
Logan: What's that horendous smell?
Steve: Oh it looks like Tyler just took an italian shower, he just had rugby so no doubt he's making up for his odour with too much old spice
Logan: Yes, I forgot his mom was italian, it all makes sense now
by Logie G February 22, 2009
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English Shower

An alternative to showering. Instead of having a normal shower, using shampoo and soap, you have an English shower, which consists of covering your fetid body with deodorant.
Fuck, I stink and I have no time to wash, I guess I'll just have to have an English Shower
by Gareth88 April 24, 2006
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