sahara sand storm

The act of your significant other taking a handful of laxatives, whilst shoving a half a bag of sand up their arse. Then, while you lay down, they squat over you and once the laxatives kick in they spray the sandy poop all over your face.

It was so hard to wash my sheets I had to throw them away because I gave Shaniqua a sahara sand storm last night

by Robat Ppob April 21, 2018

pp sand

the sand that gets stuck in your pp

Order's captain?
Clean out your pp sand
Aye aye!

by skeptical666 January 9, 2020

Sand

Rock-ish dirt-ish. Tiny. Irritating. Gets everywhere. Rough. Tastes bad. Stays in mouth for about a week. Impossible to run in.

Sand was constructed by the devil.

by NapLover January 29, 2020

Sand Banana

A slang term for an Arabs Schlong

His wife had had enough and told him to take his sand banana elsewhere.

by RichardFace February 4, 2020

sands

a misspelling of sans

sands from under man

by HHJHHJJHJH November 12, 2020

calcium sand

A type of reptile substrate made out of 100% calcium carbonate. Known for it's ability to cause severe impaction, calcium sand is hated by most reptile enthusiasts.

I uSeD cAlCiUm SaNd WiTh My LeOpArD gEcKo AnD hE lIvEd HiS fUlL 3 YeAr LiFeSpAn!!!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 17, 2020

Sand simp

When a arab ask's a girl for feet pics and or ask for a date in exchange for their oil money.

Man Saleems Really a Sand Simp bro. He just asked this chick for some feet pics.

by retard 46.0 May 1, 2020