Crack a Sam

to become extremely annoyed or right fucking pissed at someone.

Matt: Fuck you guys im going home
Anna: ooooooo someone crack a sam????

by TonnyDanza February 24, 2009

Sam Itch

What a white person "hears" when a black person asks him to get them a sandwich.

Can someone tell me where I can find 'Sam Itch' ?"

"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"

LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.

"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."

by mike87111 November 23, 2013

sam lam

A 'Sam Lam' is an angry gook who has no ticket to stereosonic.

"Are you going to Stereosonic?"
"Nah, I'm a Sam Lam."

by gamgee November 25, 2013

Doing a Sam

Falling flat on your face after only drinking a little bit.

Person 1: Ah, I only had one beer and fell flat on my face last night.
Person 2: It's okay, doing a Sam happens to the best of us.

by Sue P April 29, 2015

The Sam Effect

When Sam feeds for first 30 minutes of a DotA game, only to come back by last hitting all the enemies he can.

Tom: "OMG Sam is feeding again on Sniper"
Darren: "Don't worry he'll come back from our god tier 9k plays later on and carry us"
Tom: "Thank fuck, I'm too retarded to carry us lategame"
Darren: ""The Sam Effect" it never ends"
Tom: "Fucking kill me"

by Joe. King October 7, 2016

Sam Garlick

A person that literally no-one likes. He is a lurker among others and feeds on the sympathy of others. He does this by making himself feel bad and tries to make people feel guilty for him.

•Do you want to go to the cinema with Sam Garlick?
•Hell no! He will scrape into our conversations.

by GriiT Shift November 9, 2019

sams light

having a dumb cheap light on your hat.

look he has sams light.

by sams subi December 4, 2019