shit ass bitch

Describes when someone or something is a severe bitch or pain the ass. It can also be used to express misfortune or anger like damn or fuck, or as a random vulgar adjective that serves no purpose but to add crudeness to a sentence.

"This knee injury is such a shit ass bitch."

"What the shit ass bitch are you doing on Friday night?"

"Awwwww, shit ass bitch!"

by Captain Benjamin December 25, 2008

shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck

Final frantic words before driving into a wall/skiing over a cliff etc etc

'shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck' cried james as he slammed into the back of the manure truck

by butt cowboy October 27, 2004

shit-fucker

a shit-fucker is someone who fucks shit. they get some shit and they fuck it.

look at that shit-fucker, over there fucking that shit. man, he's really fucking the shit out of that shit!

oh gosh, that's gross, he's actually fucking the shit, and not just fucking it, but fucking it up the ass!

by wallis and futuna islands October 1, 2007

Shit Fight

A great, messy struggle, such as a freeway at rush hour or registration at a large university.

I got this from a deck hand, who works off of Hawaii and the Great Barrier Reef in Australia.

Don't even try to park near the stadium. It's a shit fight on game day.

by KingfishRex October 28, 2004

Shit Ticket

Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.

I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.

by its426 October 22, 2003

Shit Nigger

This is a nigger who goes around the neighborhood collecting poop for his fellow nigger family members.

The shit nigger is back for more!

by Turtle Fucking Joe April 17, 2019

Shit Yourself

(v) - to push so hard as to defecate in one's undergarments unintentionally.

Oh my God Larry, I think i just shit myself.

by Ryan February 29, 2004