Sara Royale

noun
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.

Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”

“She kicked off the day as usual, with three Sara Royales and a story about how she used to be an athlete in High School—it was 10 a.m.”

by Loveconquersall777 June 14, 2025

Crown Royal

The act of placing one’s scrotum in the tail pipe of a Toyota Crown sedan and then turning the vehicle on.

You hear about Doug? He got third degree burns from giving himself a Crown Royal last night.

by Equinsuocha June 25, 2025

The Royal Trump

When he won for the 1st time... People were surprised. When he won the Second time People were Shocked and quite Angry. When he runs and wins again for the 3rd Time... The People will have literally witnessed "The Royal Trump!"

He won and won again, when no one really expected it... that's "The Royal Trump!"

by The G.R.I.P. Master August 13, 2025

Royal cheetoh

A Orange tinted person who believes rules do not apply to them and likes to play with very young kittens.

Did the Royal cheetoh pardon anyone new today?

by Gideon Rhea November 18, 2025

royal crispy

The act of a woman ejaculating on your penis, letting it dry and get crispy, creating a royal crispy.

Dude! My girl gave me a royal crispy last night!

by officialdildotester69 January 11, 2026

Royal

He is a very respectful handsome boy/man. Royal is intelligent Royal can do anything he puts his mind on to. Royal is strong, He loves God he prays a lot. Royal will forever be a his mother’s boy. Royal future is so bright, all doors are open for him yet challenges don’t fear him capable he is Royal.
Royal is Rich, Royal is a well organised man and a family’s keeper .

Royal is Rich, loving, caring, handsome strong and brave.

by Parker jj November 23, 2021

Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.

“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”

by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025