Jerk Rock

A genre of music defined by intense emotional douchebaggery. It is mostly lame late 90's-2000's alternative rock. The singer has an angsty raspy voice. The word "pain" is used as a comma. Music is tailored to 13 year old males whose parents just don't get them and they're gonna run away. and they mean it!

Also makes good WWE entrance music.

Bands that fall under this genre include: Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Seether, Hinder, 3 Doors Down, Three Days Grace, Trapt, Breaking Benjamin, Papa Roach, Godsmack

We can't be friends, his iPod is chock-full of jerk rock.

by PeteFTW November 15, 2009

Michael Rocke/Mr Rocke

The worst teacher to possibly exists
Will tell you to stop talking even tho ain't even talking.

Not married

Has no coxk

"Michael rocke, has no cock" Michael Rocke/Mr Rocke

by Thiccboiiiii69 October 18, 2019

raw rock

1. Rock that is so raw

also see: Showbread

"We just get raw to the raw rock and I can't help it if we look so good and go bananas."

by commanderwaffles August 25, 2005

Hard Rock

a stone or pebble which is particularly solid.

Granite is a hard rock.

by jumpoffjoeybuddenz November 3, 2005

gener-rock

1) Plain, generic, commercial "hard rock" that is safe for radio play and appeals to a wider, more tame audience. It does not really adhere to the spirit of rock'n'roll. It seems more like a money making ploy than about the art, emotion, or rebellion. Rock that parents would approve of.

2) Nickelback, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, etc.

"Get off the stage, this gener-rock blows."
-anyone who accidentally found themselves at a nickelback concert

"I can't believe he plays bass in that poppy emo band. In reality, he's into Phish. That doesn't make any sense. He's probably just in it for the money."
-about a soulless musician in a gener-rock band

by acshun August 5, 2007

Hip-Rock

A forked genre fused with the lyrical floetry of rap, laced with the smooth blend of hip-hop, crossed with the hard acoustic sounds of guitar and drums, creating the "rock & roll" feel. Most popular subgenres include rap rock, rap metal, and rapcore. While very similar to rap rock, Hip-Rock comes a little more smoother on the hip hop side blending the common recipe of rap and hip hop while pushing the rock aspect to the forefront to create a broader fan base. Hip-Rock is not an artist's primary genre, rather a cross-over from hip hop to to rock to create a unique product; or a collaboration with a rocker and a hip-hop artist.

When Young Chizz teamed up with his rocker to create "Zebra Music", this awesome song was not hip hop, and it wasn't rock; it was Hip-Rock!

by Young Chizz January 3, 2013

tooting the rock

slang term for someone who partakes in smoking crack.

Mavis decided that after her marathon boaby supper that she needed to take the edge off, and proceeded to toot the rock whilst recieving a cleveland steamer from Rick. Tooting the rock took her mind off the fact that she had just recieved a hot carl.

by gmac2k November 2, 2009