Rock Haters

Someone who hates Rock Music, because they think it's Satanic and evil. They usually like Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, or any other type of shitty "music".

Cool person: "Man, I love Guns n Roses! They're awesome! And AC/DC too! Great music..."
Rock haters: "MuSic?/ Liek, wat cind?"
Cool person: "They're rock bands."
Haters: "RoCK??!!!11!1!one!1 Liek, RocK iS EVIL!!1!!1! They IS SATaniC!!!!1!!one!eleven!!11!1!"
Cool person: "Uh, that's not true! Have you ever even--"
Haters: Juustin BieBerrr 4EvAR!!!!!11!!11!!one!!!eleven!!11!"

by that guy from that place... July 21, 2011

Michael Rocke/Mr Rocke

The worst teacher to possibly exists
Will tell you to stop talking even tho ain't even talking.

Not married

Has no coxk

"Michael rocke, has no cock" Michael Rocke/Mr Rocke

by Thiccboiiiii69 October 18, 2019

raw rock

1. Rock that is so raw

also see: Showbread

"We just get raw to the raw rock and I can't help it if we look so good and go bananas."

by commanderwaffles August 25, 2005

Hard Rock

a stone or pebble which is particularly solid.

Granite is a hard rock.

by jumpoffjoeybuddenz November 3, 2005

tooting the rock

slang term for someone who partakes in smoking crack.

Mavis decided that after her marathon boaby supper that she needed to take the edge off, and proceeded to toot the rock whilst recieving a cleveland steamer from Rick. Tooting the rock took her mind off the fact that she had just recieved a hot carl.

by gmac2k November 2, 2009

gener-rock

1) Plain, generic, commercial "hard rock" that is safe for radio play and appeals to a wider, more tame audience. It does not really adhere to the spirit of rock'n'roll. It seems more like a money making ploy than about the art, emotion, or rebellion. Rock that parents would approve of.

2) Nickelback, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, etc.

"Get off the stage, this gener-rock blows."
-anyone who accidentally found themselves at a nickelback concert

"I can't believe he plays bass in that poppy emo band. In reality, he's into Phish. That doesn't make any sense. He's probably just in it for the money."
-about a soulless musician in a gener-rock band

by acshun August 5, 2007

Blarg Rock

Blarg Rock: Refers to an old Bloom County cartoon with "Billy and the Boingers" rock band watching Ozzy on stage. To quote Ozzy in Bloom County, "Bleeep, Blaaag, Bloop, Blaaarg!! Take it Benny!!! (Ozzy then thinks, "Hang in the Oz. There's a nice spot of hot tea waiting back at the Holiday Inn.)"

Adapted defintion, Blarg Rock: Screeeeching guitar, belching crude vocals, unncessary volume. (Think Pearl Jam strangling cats with L7, on a bad day, through blown speakers.)

Dood, I just got the new "Screech monkeyhead douchebags" album! They use a busted-up powerdrill for a guitar on every track!

Wha? That stuff is just crap Blarg Rock.

by BlueDevilBill April 6, 2009