Blarg Rock

Blarg Rock: Refers to an old Bloom County cartoon with "Billy and the Boingers" rock band watching Ozzy on stage. To quote Ozzy in Bloom County, "Bleeep, Blaaag, Bloop, Blaaarg!! Take it Benny!!! (Ozzy then thinks, "Hang in the Oz. There's a nice spot of hot tea waiting back at the Holiday Inn.)"

Adapted defintion, Blarg Rock: Screeeeching guitar, belching crude vocals, unncessary volume. (Think Pearl Jam strangling cats with L7, on a bad day, through blown speakers.)
Dood, I just got the new "Screech monkeyhead douchebags" album! They use a busted-up powerdrill for a guitar on every track!

Wha? That stuff is just crap Blarg Rock.
by BlueDevilBill April 04, 2009
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BSR

A Sweedish company that produces engine tuning kits for a wide variety of cars, including Saab, Volvo, Seat, Fiat, VW, BMW, Opel, Mercedes, and Audi.

BSR's Protable Program Carrier (PPC) plugs into the car's On-Board Diagnosic (OBD-II) Port (where the mechanic scans engine codes) and re-tunes the engine computer. The engine computer can also be de-tuned back to factory settings. The PPC is married to the car that it first tunes (sorry, you can't pass it around).

BSR PPCs can result in significant horsepower increases (40-70bhp), espeically in turbo cars. The result -- really fast "Q-Ship" cars.
Wanna take that Volvo S80 with the BSR logo? Don't even try it, slick, he's packin' almost 300bhp in that beast!
by BlueDevilBill November 16, 2006
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