by Frannie U January 28, 2008
by Rmilkman September 26, 2008
Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars
Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"
Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.
Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"
Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.
Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"
by JSBizzle September 21, 2011
The intense amount of musical cramming done right before a music festival. It requires long hours of surfing, looking up for song lyrics, reading about band biographies and downloading. With the shitload of bands entering the music scene every year, this is especially common among the metal music listeners.
A: I'm going to this festival, and I have no idea what half of the bands sound like!
B: Why the hell are you going then? Well if you must, I bet you've got to do some pre-festival cramming.
B: Why the hell are you going then? Well if you must, I bet you've got to do some pre-festival cramming.
by lillerarekalkun May 12, 2012
The opposite of post nut clarity.
The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.
The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.
Girl 1: He told me he loved me last night, but it was just pre nut nonsense
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid
by mvwisco December 05, 2020
The pre-bash crash is a nap or a snooze you take before a party so you can party like a rockstar, fist pump, get crunk, or how ever you want to get down when you are well rested.
Jay: Hey, when do you want to have people over?
Bob: I wanna take a pre-bash crash before we start anything...
Bob: I wanna take a pre-bash crash before we start anything...
by B_HatBeatdown July 30, 2010
Vommiting during the pre-drink stage of a bar night, causing you spend more money catching up the rest of the night.
Damn it man why do you always pre-game fail, no wonder why you never have enough money for the cab ride home.
by drew-seph November 12, 2009