cootie pie

a pie made of unborn animal fetus. Usually goat or sheep.

Karen bought a cootie pie from the meat market.

by jess-e July 18, 2006

blumkin pie

when a nigga be feastin on some pie while recieving a "blumkin" from your bitch.

"Damn fool, my bitch made me some sweet blumkin pie yesterday"

by jenny420 October 30, 2007

tomato pie

1. A sicilian style pizza that has no cheese baked on, but is usually topped with grated parmesian cheese and served cold. It is very delicious and is known to be indigenous to the north-eastern United States.

2. Also called "Pizza Pie"

Southerners don't know what tomato pie is... maybe the concept is a little too hard to grasp. What? No cheese? Except for the select southerners who while upstate bring enough back to covet it and feed themselves on it for a year.

by Parry Jane March 6, 2007

american pie

IT'S A SONG! IT'S A GODDAMN SONG BY DON MCLEAN! Or rather, it was until the name was soiled by that godawful movie featuring pie-fucking.

People should quote American Pie by singing "Bye, bye, Miss American Pie..." rather than this stupid "One time at band camp..." shit.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Pie Ass

A person who is RIPPED, MESSED UP, SLOSHED, and doesn't know it but it is obvious to everyone else. Like having a pie on your ass and not being aware.

Jim's a pie ass he won't admit he's drunk.

Alyson is so fucked up, she doesn't even know. She's a pie ass.

by JesusH1mself January 25, 2009

mince pie

The best food in the world.
Made up of pastry with a mince filling, it is commonly found in any store that sells food throughout New Zealand and Australia (dairy's, cafe's, super markets).
Also comes with many other variations of fillings such as steak, steak & cheese, mince & cheese, chilli beef & cheese, pepper steak.
Almost better than sex

Jim: maaaan im hung over lets go down the road and get a pie
Gary: yeah man i want one of those chilli beef n cheese ones, dont get the chicken man it gives you the shits
Jim: i know, i'm never doing that again
Timo: why dont they have mince pies in places like america and the uk? fuckn crazy shit
Jim: yeah man

by Jimmy January 14, 2006

Apple pie

When you are having a threesome and there's a guy probing the female in front of him while being probed himself by another guy behind him

That threesome that was blowing up on PornHub had an apple pie

by Vaptain March 18, 2015