Dirty old track pants that have seen some years. Grey, charcoal, or black sweat pants are the standard so the orange stains from eating cheesies hungover on a Sunday afternoon are highlighted. They only need to be washed twice a month maximum and you've had the best years of your life in those bad boys.
I was rockin' cheesy pants all friggin' day watching trailer park boys because I was 10/10 drunk last night.
by Ronronbojangles April 26, 2016
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by bonelesspizza December 30, 2016
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1) Politically left leaning, very progressive men. These men are also prone to referring to their spouses or girlfriends as “partners” and listening to NPR.
2) Fraternity gods, likely to wear these pants as both a joke amongst the dudes or as a way to look more natural in a yoga class which they attend solely to stare at ass.
1) Politically left leaning, very progressive men. These men are also prone to referring to their spouses or girlfriends as “partners” and listening to NPR.
2) Fraternity gods, likely to wear these pants as both a joke amongst the dudes or as a way to look more natural in a yoga class which they attend solely to stare at ass.
“Check out Tom in his broga pants, he is so with the times.”
“Nah man, Tom just pledged sigma kappa. He’s just some douche trying to hit it off with a yoga chick.”
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by Slim_peter December 20, 2019
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by jimmybomm June 13, 2020
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by siptoomuch June 18, 2020
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by Alifeinchapters July 31, 2020
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