Master Panda

A guy who is probably too close to his mic, he is extremely interesting but nobody cares because his mic is really loud sometimes, often accompanied by a snarf a Master Panda is very loyal to his except when he's hungry, also obsessed with all asian girls except the ones that arent baddies.
"Your gonna just leave me for food?, what a Master Panda"

"Yo could you lower your mic, your kinda like a Master Panda Right now."
by SpaghettiLover123 April 08, 2021
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Bored Panda

A website with low quality articles that consist mostly of screenshots from Reddit.com and a few filler words. Also a website that censors every single word that resembles a cuss word in the slightest.
Person 1: "Check out the Bored Panda article I send you"
Person 2: "I'll just look at the original post from Reddit"
by Geckoli December 09, 2023
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Panda Shot

I got panda shot by my wife twice last night.
by July 31, 2021
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panda bub

A girl with a chubby face that has black hair and is white.(the colours of a panda)
James:"Sophie looks exactly like a panda bub."
by #LovePanda's March 13, 2016
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Panda Moment

That moment when everyone can easily tell what the next step is, likely in the game, and your mind goes blank and leads to frustration which is heightened by the knowledge that you are the only one that doesn't see the answer.
You are playing a game and the only object in the room is a ladder. You get confused and start asking where to go next when it is clear that there is a single, well-defined option. Once you figure it out, you decree it as a panda moment.
by wakingforest July 07, 2021
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smash some panda

1. Go to town on the BIGGER PLATE from PandaExpress.
2. Go to town on a fat asian chick.
"I could smash some Panda!"
by BigDaddyTeemoe August 28, 2018
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Panda Tuesday

Panda Tuesday is a celebration of the one and only Portsmouth Panda - A lovable, warm creature that frequents that area. This celebration occurs every Tuesday, usually around 8 AM. A celebratory email is written which includes a picture of a Panda, often in a cute or funny situation.

Alt. meaning 1. A coworker who resembles a Panda who is celebrated once a week.

Alt. meaning 2 - (aka - Dirty Panda). While hooking up with a very hairy woman, shave a part of her body, then put shaving foam on your face and return to motorboat shaved area, thus revealing the Dirty Panda.
"Hey guys, its time to celebrate Panda Tuesday!". It was quickly decided to take place every Tuesday.

"I should really shower after that Dirty Panda!"
by Panda Tuesday February 28, 2014
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