clumpy bones

A guy who usually lives in the East County or Tierrasanta and loves fat chicks, driving lifted trucks, Rob Dyrdek and the "Bung-Flesh".

Other words to call these people:
-Mr. Bones
-Senor Klumpy
-Klec Klac Klumpy Bonez
"Did you hear Clumpy Bones shaves his cornpop?"
-"No. Why does he do that?"

"Because, he likes it extra smooth for F.K."
-"Oh weird, I heard she's on the next episode of Pussy's Pussy."
by Skully the skullmeister March 09, 2010
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Haunted bone

When you accept a booty call from someone who has previously ghosted you.
Person 1: Yeah, I know she ghosted me, but I got a booty call from her last night.

Person 2: Just be careful with that haunted bone.
by Hotwire1445 May 13, 2020
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Bone Magnet

1: Jackie
2: A hot girl that causes boners to gravitate towards her.
After we broke up, she got skinny and became an instant bone magnet. She had to fight dudes off with their own weiners.
by Ben Inthar June 01, 2011
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Baked to the Bones

Condition of someone, who has had too much of a certain substance, and is now more or less completely delirious.
1:You seen Ulrike the other day at the Party?
2: Yeah, she was completely baked to the bones.
by Mauler21 April 24, 2023
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dazzle boned

The meaning to take someones or to try and take a friends girlfriend.
Christ, I couldnt believe it last night when Tony dazzle boned Darren
by Harrison Bella Fonte August 29, 2007
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burning bone

when you beat your dick with gasoline and wright as your about to nut you light your dick on fire
"Jim, you heard about the burning bone challenge right?"
"ya toby did it and told me it was crazy"
by i have aids.com January 08, 2019
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Bone Stone

Pharmaceutical means of attaining WOOD. Whether taken through necessity but more than often taken recreationally. i.e. VIAGARA, BLUEY etc.
I'll be up in 40min Val. I gotta take my Bone Stone first love.

That Sophie's gonna gonna get battered later boys. I'll drop my Bone Stone after the pub then bang her like a salavation army drum at hers.
by Matt Morris - The Foresters November 06, 2010
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