twi!crack

The addictive psychotropic novel and its sequels, which has been blamed for the loss of an entire generation of American girls.

"Yeah dude, Cindy got into that twi!crack, and now she lost her scholarship to Dartmouth."

by canisqmajoris June 16, 2008

crack a nut

To ejaculate.

Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."

by Nutcracker April 23, 2014

crack hair

hair that sticks out of your asscrack

I was thinking about shaving my crack hair, but didn't want to have an itchy ass for the next week

by cornflakes13 May 14, 2009

crack-rabbit

a crack smokeing bunny named henery with snake-bites and an earing

i have a crack-rabbit

by henery the crack rabbit November 19, 2010

sour crack

Another word for the vagina.

She shaves her pubes so you can see her sour crack.

by jormeidt April 6, 2007

Animal Crack

Addict's term for the video game "Animal Crossing" or its sequel, "Animal Crossing: Wild World".

Derived from the compulsion to dedicate inordinate amounts of time to one or more of the game's voluntary missions: making friends, writing them letters and sending them ugly clothes, expanding your house, paying off your mortgage and expanding your house again, collecting all the furniture in a set, fishing, donating fossils to the museum, building a second town, planting fruit trees, getting iglooed, hitting unwanted neighbors with a butterfly net...

Mel: Gotta play Animal Crack. Haven't seen the exotic bed yet.

Robb: Or, you could go to work.

by mgdu February 22, 2008

crack the clam

To penetrate a vagina.

Trixie is recruited into the caper as bait, and who wouldn't want to crack the clam of that hot mama?

by The Amazing AO August 22, 2008