Mumpkin

The act of giving a blumpkin on a dead person whilst their bowels are still moving.

My friend Brendan’s dying wish was for me to give him a mumpkin.

by MuntClanLeader April 12, 2024

Murphy’s Monday

A term taken from Murphy’s Law, A Murphy’s Monday is a Monday that is so incredibly annoying that it feels like everything that can go wrong IS going wrong. It is a day filled with minor inconveniences that make your day harder, but not hard enough to be impossible.

A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.

Joseph: “Dude some guy just shot my friend’s grandma!”
Lukas: “Bro’s having a Murphy’s Monday.”

by A Real, Genuine Human May 13, 2024

Murphy

A plus sized female who is an idiot

Wow Sarah is just a Murphy!

by shandoggg May 31, 2024

Murphy

A plus sized female who is an idiot

Wow Sarah is just a Murphy!

by shandoggg May 31, 2024

Murphy

A plus sized female who is an idiot

Wow Sarah is just a Murphy!

by shandoggg May 31, 2024

Mumping

When someone goes Munting with a special needs person as a combination of Gumping and Munting

I went Mumping with that autistic kid last night.

by Premuium June 20, 2024

Mump Mania

When you go Mumping in a graveyard either in as a duo or a group of people in a graveyard until being arrested by authorities.

"Your honor in my defense I broke my Mump Mania streak."

by Premuium June 20, 2024