anal muff

A pussy that smells so bad it passes as an asshole. A stinky pussy. A pussy one is about to eat until they get a whiff that smells like feces...cunnilingual abort mode is instantly instigated.

Max: "I was as hard as a rock and went down on her, it was so dark I thought I was accidently tonguing her ass until a car went by and the lights shone on us and I could see that it was her pussy that I was licking. She had a serious case of anal muff! I continued anyway 'cause I was so horny!"
Scott: "You scare me dude!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Muff Stuffer

He or she, depending on the situation, who stuffs muffs.

I heard Edward was the best muff stuffer around.

by IvanTheManWithAPlan December 10, 2011

Muff

Vagina

Oh my gosh! Kenny's a guy but he has a muff

by Bricky5O May 31, 2014

E. Muff

An english muffin or crumpet. Also known as an e. muffy.

"Damn, that was the best e. muff I've ever tasted"

"Would you like your e. muffy with c.cheese?"

by The Pirate Fortune August 11, 2008

muff diver

when a man/woman eats/licks a womans roast beef drapes with their tounge

'Sera wants to muff dive Ashley tonight'

by Tingles and Sweets September 1, 2004

cock eyed muff monster

the bitch next door with the crazy eye

my life is shit, hell i live next to a cock eyed muff monster

by boarder1290 December 23, 2006

Morning Muffen

The act of waking your women up of you eating her pussy out in the morning. The reverse favor of a early bird special. (see first definition)

I decided to give my girl firend a morning muffen since she gave me a early bird special yesterday morning.

by bluewolfxx October 3, 2010