mud flap

A mullet. Short on the top, Long on the bottom.

"I wonder if that there man with the mudflap is coming to the hoe-down tonight at papa's barn?!"

by cryzz+sare December 12, 2002

Mud Bucket

A toilet full of diarrhea

Man, somebody left a mud bucket in the bathroom.

by Elwood P. Lobos October 16, 2009

mud shark

White man who is particularly attracted to black women.

"Down south, we call fellows like you 'mud sharks.'"

by JRI November 24, 2003

mud foul

An unfortunate occurrence during ass wiping where a finger pokes through the paper, and touches poop.

A mud foul is typically the result of hurried wiping and/or cheap toilet paper.

Due to direct contact, the malodor will linger on the affected area despite repeated washings.

I had to pull over to shit at the gas station, and committed a serious mud foul when my finger poked through that cheap-ass toilet paper. My finger stank for days.

by Skip Bumphrey October 17, 2008

Mud Lip

When a partner french kisses the others anus and eats their crap.

John: "Brah! I've done mud lips with my girlfriend yesterday!"

Brah: "I hope you enjoyed your dinner"

by Greg Zorin January 12, 2009

Mud Canal

The anus.

I was paddling down his/her love canal, then he/she told me to excavate his/her mud canal.

by johnny cocket January 12, 2009

mud maggot

A man who stands ankle deep in brutal concrete while charging you astronomical amounts of money for his services. You will spot him easily at your local pub by what appears to be dried birdshit on his shirt. Fear not, it is not bird shit, it is the fruits of his labor. When your specialist leaves, his only guarantee is that concrete gets hard and it will crack.

My Mud Maggot buddy Walter poured only three floors today and made five grand.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009