MICKEY MOUSE

The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.

"I'm a pubescent teen"

" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that

has no balls"

by MobiPlayz August 21, 2018

Mickey mouse

Staining the bed sheets from the woman cumming so hard, it forms a mickey mouse shape

I fucked her so hard last night she left mickey mouse stains behind!

by ry1of6 August 28, 2018

Mickey Mouse

The high furry that likes to eat children’s poop

Holy shit! Mickey Mouse has been stalking me

by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018

mouse

usually has big as fuck eyes, and is an annoying little shit who is constantly around you and never goes away.

holy shit, get the mouse away from me.
why is she such a mouse.

by Ksbdvrjeoek122 May 15, 2018

Mouse clouds

failure to release a large amount of smoke after taking a hit of weed.

Breshaun and Pat think they blow big smoke but actually they blow tiny little mouse clouds

by big big smoke May 23, 2018

Man or Mouse

Another way to ask if the person is a pussy or not on a dare/action they’re about to do.

Guy 1: “Dude, u finna down that bottle of Tito’s?”
Guy 2: “Not sure bro, this may be too much for me,”
Guy 1: “Come on man, are you a man or mouse? Think about it,”
Guy 2: “Hmmm, fuck it. I’m a man, I cannot go out like this!”
Guy 1: “Let’s fucking go!!!!!”

by middavidson August 9, 2022

ate a sour mouse

Looks like a very stuck up, pissed off person; unapproachable

I was going to talk to that lady but she looks like she ate a sour mouse

by Blonde3456 August 20, 2022