morking

Morking
Made famous by Robin Williams on "Mork & Mindy," stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!

I was Morking that Girl Last night

I morked that Girl last night

by Spum August 24, 2006

Morning Glory

A particular kind of seed often used for its psychedelic LSA content.

MG seeds contain Lysergic Acid Amide, a drug similar in physical structure to LSD, but much more mild.

Described in detail by Youtuber Botany101

Morning Glory can get you seriously high man.

by Hexenhammer November 2, 2009

morning wood

the thing that you'll miss the most when you will become old

Suresh: Damn! I got a morning wood of biblical proportions today. It was aching & I had to remove my undies.

Ramesh: Well, having morning wood is a sign of youth. You're gonna cherish these woody memories a lot when your hair will become all white.

by spunkTanker May 24, 2011

Morbid Obesity

when a person is so overweight that their life is endangered. when celulite is eating away at the muscle tissue and turning it into a jelly like substance forming the look of lumpy gravy under the skin.

she will die from her morbid obesity

by pusssypolice August 21, 2011

early morning whore

a prostitute who does business in the early morning. they are usually very cheap, very old, and willing to do anything.

i went to old town with 5 bucks. i had to settle for an early morning whore.

by templeton blogg and joe December 21, 2008

Good Mythical Morning

The best YouTube channel. You can’t deny it

Good mythical morning is best

by Xbox360IsBetter March 2, 2021

Hot Morning Mess

DC, Maryland and Virginia's best radio station's show in the morning is "The Hot Morning Mess" with formar classic personality "Teapot Tim".

Today on the Hot Morning Mess Chris Cambell through darts at Teapot Tim's ball sack.

by Anna Norwood December 23, 2006