shmuel moppet

the act of a rubbish person doing anything rubbishly, or embarassing.

'holy mother of jesus i've only gone and done a shmuel moppet'

'rik waller? shmuel moppet more like!'

'someones done a shmuel moppet' (as the smell of poo poo fills the air)

'have you seen that rubbish olephont costume, the designers a right moppet, its embarassing really, i mean blooming hell its really very crap,

by adinosaur December 15, 2009

Buck and Moppet

When you fuck someone so hard but end up ejaculated violently on the floor, and, to keep shame from besmirching your dojo, use your partner's hair to mop up the subsequent sticky situation.

I wanted to just fuck and bop it, but I ended up having to buck and moppet instead. Pathetic. I'm going to drink bleach now.

by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder March 24, 2017

moppy

A spanish toddler may confuse the mommy and poppy and call them moppy.

Moppy can I have some juice?

by treason May 9, 2006

MoPo

Abbreviation for Morgan Park High School in Chicago.

Mike went to MoPo for his freshman year of high school.

by soleilswag December 11, 2009

Mopping

Slang for masturbating.

"I'm on my way over"
"OK, I'm almost done mopping"
"By mopping, do you mean masturbating?"
"No, by mopping, I mean cleaning the floor with a mop, but that works, too!"

by yankeemofo October 23, 2012

mophead

unflattering term for an Anglo-European female (usually American) who believes female parts plus a bottle of hair peroxide equals instant personality and attraction. I.e., barbie, air head, bimbo, shallow, dumb

Look at that mophead flashing her boobs for beads! Way to goBarbie!

by Professor Quest August 14, 2009

Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling?

A question raised by someone who is asking if a significant other understands what they are saying- similar to "You picking up what I'm putting down?"

Bobby: "And that is why Ana rejected you. Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling?"

Adam: "Yah, I think so."

by lolcatqueen November 10, 2010