Mess America

A play on Miss America.
Queen of the messes.
Someone who performs awkward or not well thought out actions. Possibly in a drunken state.

"Check out Mess America... how embarrassing!"

by J, Ward February 24, 2007

Messy Sundae

the scene created when tossing a bitch's salad after she's taken a shit but before wiping that ass

Immediately after Jenna pinched a humongous loaf, I ate that nasty hoe's messy sundae for desert!

by K-Ant March 13, 2008

messy mud pie

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she shits on ur hands. You then eat some of the shit and smear the rest on her ass and then proceed to devestate her butthole

Man, Monique shit on my hands and i had the best messy mud pie ever. I swear it tasted just like chocolate

by The Mannnnnnn November 7, 2008

meskeylicious

When a situation has a large amount of Meskeys or when something is made better by Meskeys being involved in it, it is "meskeylicious".

There are 4 Meskeys in this photo, this photo is so meskeylicious.

(looks around bar, spots 4 Meskeys).. "This bar is Meskeylicious"

by yeksem November 27, 2009

Messwithable

An adjective used to describe a person who tends to be particularly easy to trick, prank, or joke with, generally at that persons own expense.; Easily messed with.;

Seth: Hey, get Bryan to walk around this corner and i'm gonna jump out and scare the shit out of him.

Owen: Hell yeah dude. He's so messwithable

by InsainBrane June 29, 2010

Mesearch

(noun) -- Related to research, mesearch is looking into a matter until you have found enough support for your own opinion. You then feel justified in imposing your opinion on others because you've mesearched it.

People who mesearch a subject would not refer to it as such, as they are convinced they did their research. Only others would recognize it as mesearch.

Thanks to the Internet, he was able to mesearch vaccines and confirm vaccines turn people into vampires.

by Independent Observer January 21, 2017

messi ronaldo

Fisting someone on a soccer field until their ass is gaping wide, followed by eating refried beans out of their gaping ass and then fucking their ass when finished.

After the soccer match, Dave was both hungry and horny so he gave his coach a Messi Ronaldo on the field.

by Cuntcrusher666 June 6, 2017