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Matthew

That dumbass is such a Matthew
by thewiseman1017 July 5, 2016
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Matthew

That one background person that can be socially awkward, yet is nice, funny, smart, and possibly sexy. Often never plays mainstream sports (i.e. football, baseball, soccer, basketball, etc,). common interests include gaming, nerf guns, WWII, and star wars. has a wide range of friends such as gamers, nerds, athletes, and the other socially awkward people (including girls). Sometimes wishes to be called Matthias for no reason.
That kid Matthew is such a nice kid.
by DRGWRR315 June 3, 2018
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Dave Matthews

A Dave Matthews is when one enjoys drinking a beverage of human urine. This procedure was popularized by the musician of the same name, who enjoys the taste of urine on stage during performances.
If you're ever in a survival situation, or just need a refreshing beverage, drink a "Dave Matthews".
by afernandez December 12, 2007
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Matthew

A guy who is a person who likes Star Wars and is maybe gay for someone
by 720274 November 22, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew/Matt/Mat/Mattie/ He is a very autistic person and can be found deep down in the depths of downtown.. He sucks at everything and he can die lol hes a poop.
YO LETS GO HANGOUT WITH MATTHEW

NO HE SUCKS
by Matthew Rachao October 23, 2018
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Matthew

The homie, da boy, Matthew is always there to help a Gianni be a good boi he can command his army of monkey people like Achilles, Nicolas and the bois where the common Santiago will always suck up to him. This guy is dope and always date a Matthew also Matthew if you’re seeing this right now you owe me 2.46 in money 💴
Look it’s Matthew watch as the common Santiago tries to mate with the Matthew by showing him memes it worked! The Matthew has shown comical enjoyment bye exhaling his breath.
by Mr pipi November 7, 2019
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Matthew

A boy that doesnt give a damn of my bff’s feelings Has A big attitud. The size of a chair and has mental problems and Acts latino
A mean Boi named matthew
by Sharlyn rivera May 21, 2019
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