It's a term for masturbating (or busting a nut) before meeting a girl or going on a date. Now.. how is it useful? Well it helps you to think with your brain and not with your dick.
My friend: Bro.... I made a mistake. I accidentally did the deeds with Lily...
Me: God damn Lily???? Bro you really should have tactical masturbation
Me: God damn Lily???? Bro you really should have tactical masturbation
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Sarah the atheist liberal enjoys listening to fundamentalist conservative Christian radio stations because she likes disagreement masturbation.
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Jayden: Okay bro do your thing don’t use all the lotion btw.
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something most people do, but not a lot freely admit it. the act of sexual self-stimulation because you cant get any bitches. touch grass.
something most people do, but not a lot freely admit it. the act of sexual self-stimulation because you cant get any bitches. touch grass.
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