dumb mother fucker 

national security since bush took over

why we John Kerry as president he will lead our national security to becoem safer then bush ever could

dumb mother fucker by joe blow March 3, 2004

Mother fucker 

When you talk to your sister's boyfriend, or just your dad, or even you!!!!

"fuck, that mother fucker won't leave me the fuck alone!"

Mother fucker by Ben van blaricum April 10, 2004

jive ass mother fucker 

motherfucker who always gets the best block combinations in Tetris!

Nate, you are one jive ass mother fucker!

jive ass mother fucker by death_metal_scottie March 11, 2007

Motherfuckers Day 

short for "Father's Day"

John: Hey Doug, Happy Motherfuckers Day, motherfucker !

Doug: That's today? Shit, I forgot to buy my dad a present.

Motherfuckers Day by babybeeks July 22, 2014

Cannoli eating motherfuckers 

Connected people, mobsters

I got some Cannoli eating motherfuckers I can send your way if you really want to funk

Cannoli eating motherfuckers by Supakilamagila February 3, 2018

dedicated mother fucker 

One who is a company man. Works through breaks and lunches to please the boss. Never gives up on ass kissing.

Wilmer Campbell is a dedicated mother fucker.

dedicated mother fucker by bubba02 July 2, 2014

Fake ass mother fucker 

A person who feigns interest in you as a friend, or potential lover, or even an associate. However, in reality they do things that’s counter-productive to it becoming anything but that.

Usually cancelling dates, or being one-sided, not contributing their share on outings, etc.

Gregory: Hey man, what’s going on today? Want to have some drinks tonight and maybe go on a stroll?

Thom: Sure, I’m down...what time do you have in mind?

Gregory (2 hours later): Sorry I had something come up, so I can’t join you tonight. Enjoy Chicago!

Thom: You fake ass mother fucker!!

Fake ass mother fucker by RainbowTwirk May 23, 2021