jesse keys

beast that lives in oklahoma and everybody wishes they could be him because he gets all the ladies

"dang, hes sexy like jesse keys"

by bazooka27 April 25, 2010

Jesse Mandella

super cool and epic, and hot, with big muscles and lots of money.

Oh man, I need a hot muscular man in my life, if only I had a, "Jesse Mandella".

by Merxylol June 13, 2022

Jesse walker

Jesse Walker:

A super amazing guy. He is very hot and has been known to be called gorgeous. He has bright green eyes and hair to be envious of. Sometimes they will does a pervert by saying perverted things, however usually just to me people laugh. Sometimes sense of humor can be misconstrued as something very dark. All most all women find him incredibly handsome and are extremely attracted to him.

Down side to Jesse Walker is that he loves hard, and when hurt tends to push people away. However, it is said that make-up sex with him is almost heavenly because women have claimed to see and thank the Lord during his excellent felacio.

Jesse Walker is a charmer, flirt, and true Casanova

Jesse Walker makes my loins tingle with desire. Where can I get a Jesse Walker?

by The Female Population July 26, 2017

Jesse and Carla

the most awsomest girls in the whole fricken world!!!

usually people refer to them as 'the goumnopings'

Person 1: Gee i feel like i'm a Jesse and Carla today

Person 2: You would never be a Jesse and Carla

by Goumnopings August 25, 2010

Jesse's Special Mix of Steam

A beverage made by teenagers in a dire time of need,
by mixing any alchohol found in you parents cupboard.

Soren: IM STEAAAMIN!!!!
Jesse: waddafuck....
Soren: been drinking Jesse's Special Mix of Steam! TRY IT!
Jesse: I am Jesse....

by Naughty=Monkey December 8, 2012

Jesse

a god amongst men who will rise to power overruling the Fortnite kids and becoming one of them in the process of exterminating them where he will then parish and kick God out of heaven and become the new god in power.

man that guy is definitely gonna be a Jesse when he grows up

by Y.O.U.R. bestfriend March 30, 2021

Jesse

I don’t like you but i’ll always love you. And not like that, but i just wanna get it out. You’ve fucked up a lot and i don’t like the things you do. But im always here.

Jesse is not jb

by youmayfindyourselfhere July 20, 2024