Jason

1. guy I REALLY want to fuck.

2. Also known as guy with a panache for obscure references and witty reparte.
3. Also known as source of cool music references

1. I would so love to Jason him.
2 and 3. Wow - that's cool to hear you talk about TMBG and Tenancious D. You pulled a Jason on me!

by I'm the other woman May 12, 2009

Hot Jason

A Hot Jason is when you use a girls tears as lube.

She was a little 'too' confident so I decided to make her cry and then give her a Hot Jason

by hackmetopieces October 20, 2009

jacksons

Twenty-dollar bills ($20). Often used in conjuntion with benjamins benjamins.

Give me a couple o' Jacksons so I can buy my ho them phat shoes.

by Fly Boy May 6, 2003

Bo Jackson

Possibly the blackest white guy you'll ever meet. This guy thinks he's thug-nasty. He's that guy known in the town for earning his "red wings" or setting off fireworks in lockers. Can be identified by the genital blood around his mouth.

"Is that period blood on your face?" - Person 1.

"Yes..." - Person 2.
"Oh, you must be Bo Jackson." - Person 1

by AnonymousBartender November 19, 2014

Jason Grace

son of zeus. banging Reyna but marrying Piper. reminds fangirls of christian grey from 50 shades of grey = gentle man in the streets, freak in the sheets. he and percy have this secret bromance shit that people think they're fucking but its ok cause they're getting along. Leo is home skillet biscuit.

Piper: bby, im horny, lets fuck
jason grace: ight

by pjoluver December 26, 2012

jason job

Incomplete act , as in premature ejactulation generaly refers to high expectations with dismal results

WOW he was really hot but it was a jason job

by 73pontiacguy January 1, 2008

drop off the jackson kids at the pool

1.) To defecate, take a crap, take a dump, etc.
It may be helpful to note the dark brown color of feces, and a toilets natural resemblance to a pool.

I really have to go to the bathroom!...Im going to drop off the jackson kids at the pool as soon as I get home!

by Pacificus May 17, 2006