Italian

A male of Italian descent. You will notice they are Italian because they feel compelled to tell you about it all the time. They evaluate everything around them on a scale of manliness which is reminiscent of a 7th graders idea of maturity - otherwise known as Machismo. Italian men are abused by their fathers. Their mothers come to their rescue and coddle them. They loathe themselves because they are mamas boys who feel they never measured up to their father's equally fucked up view of manliness. Most Italian-American's long for people to associate them with the ridiculous mafia characters produced by Hollywood. This is similar to how African-American youth attempt to identify with the gangsters from their own neighborhood. The idea is rather than earn respect from others, they can scare it out of them. The equivalent of this would be white people who want to be associated with the mountain men from deliverance. Italian people would be wonderful people if only their own insecurity/inferiority didn't make them act like such overbearing, loudmouth assholes.

Wow, Tony is such an Italian

by truewhitey December 31, 2007

italian

they're really greasy bastards who sell pizza and eat hotdogs for breakfast.

Ewww, did you see that greasy italian yesterday with his fat hanging out?

by Cock Face May 2, 2005

italian

people who have to much im better than you attitude and not enough brains who are mostly gangsters or wannabe gangsters and those are the ones who embarass the good italians who dont break the law to get what they want people who need to read history before running their mouths who are nothing but racists who drink wine and eat pasta you won 1 sport okay get over it but then again it will be the only thing you accomplish legally tons of other races got you beat in every other thing face it you are not even close to the best

why do italians call their litle towns little italy youre a far way from italy and you werent born there

by natalie johnson March 4, 2007

Italian

A Mexican with slicked back hair and a suit.

That Italian guy likes to refer to organized crime and food when talking about his heritage.

by Chris August 23, 2006

itai

one of the coolest adjective, verb, and verb.

Man that Itai is the sweet.

by Mr.G September 7, 2003

Italiano

A word used to describe hell.

This is almost as worse as Italiano

by Scunter4life April 14, 2021

italian mafia

Mafia men (mafiosi) are very dangerous criminals, mostly murderers on their own or on commission. The goal of mafia is power, and they achieve this keeping people in deep fear. If you disagree with a mafioso, you'll die. If not you, any other member of your family will, children included, probably more than one.

Mafia has many different "flavours", according to the region they rule in. Mafia in Sicily, 'Ndrangheta in Calabria, Camorra in Campania, Sacra Corona Unita in Puglia. Despite their local differences, they all act under the same criminality pattern: threats, blackmail and murder, sometimes carnages. Their major monetary income is usually by drug dealership.

Don't mistake italian mafia with italian folklore: they're really different issues. Italian mafia is the worst italian calamity.

Who murdered Falcone and Borsellino? Italian Mafia was, whoever else?

by Marhis August 27, 2007