hammered hat

An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.

After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.

by Randolph The Great April 25, 2014

Hammer Head

Someone with reduced intellectual capacity but no mental handicap.

"Hey Jack, look at the fucking hammer head over there trying to park his truck in a compact car parking spot. Dumb ass!"

by Garglemesack June 30, 2016

Hammer

When you place large amounts of chewing tobacco in your upper and bottom gums.

Gah damn petey lips is packin a hammer.

by Petey lips January 25, 2017

Hammerheadless

When your dicks tip gets cut off. Ouchie wawa

I AM HAMMERHEADLESS. NOOOOOO

by Snorlax121111 March 4, 2017

HammerCube

A time of night where a person and a wolf Hammer hotdogs into there butt and lick dirty men

Gross John, heard you went HammerCubing. Why would you HammerCube?

by Joshua King June 9, 2018

HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER

Noun:

1) An extremely annoying person, who’s opinions are not well thought out nor acceptable.

2) An extremely dumb, homosexual

C: J, you should try it this way!

J: WE ARE NOT DOING IT THAT WAY YOU HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER!

by PITVIPER630 July 3, 2018

hammer snorter

A "hammer snorter" is a gay man that sucks cock while doing coke

Hey look at that gay hammer snorter!

by Battlebusdriver December 9, 2018