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Speed fucker

A person who suffers from premature ejaculation, or somebody who just cums in thirty seconds or less.
Jenna - "Omg, don't go out with Kevin; He's a goddamn speed fucker."
by -= RUCKER =- April 26, 2004
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nacho fucked

when the people at concession stands don't give you enough cheese for your nachos resulting in you having to eat several stale overly salty nacho chips.
Bret: hey dude can I have a nacho.
Bill: go ahead I'm all out of cheese anyway, that bitch at the counter nacho fucked me.
by stuffedpepper January 13, 2008
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Fence-fucker

Someone who gets off on riding both sides of the fence. A person who tells you one thing while simultaneously telling someone else the complete opposite thing. A liar.

Can also be used as a verb, see example!
Most of the NVFD are a bunch of fence-fuckers. The chief was fence-fucking at the fish fry.
by Mataharii September 13, 2009
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got me all kinds of fucked up

It means you're fucked up by all this shit. You just can't deal with this anymore. Like what the fuck? This shit got me fucked up. Im out bitches.
"Ms. Smith is giving us so much work man, she got me all kinds of fucked up!"
by Bowdownbitches February 23, 2015
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Bad Mother Fucker

One who is very cool, or bad in the good sense. A person who knows how to carry themself while mainting respect. One that is looked up by one's peer's, yet does not necessarily follow the 'norm',
by Webster March 29, 2003
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fucked the dog

to have screwed up or failed at a task, usually spectacularly or with disastrous results. Said failure can involve lack of effort or lack of competence and usually both. Vulgarization of "screwed the pooch."
Bridegroom: dude the whole stripper-in-a-cake thing is more fun when she's not 74 years old and narcoleptic
Best man: yeah i really fucked the dog on that one didn't i
by eggy mule August 19, 2010
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fucked

Dam we're fucked
by hell December 11, 2002
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