Jaymes Fruit 

A gourd/fruit with a rather large round base and short stump. This poor mis-shapened fruit is rather obnoxious to compensate for its lack of stump size.

Man that guy is so obnoxious, he is such a jaymes fruit!

Jaymes Fruit by gullllllllll! January 24, 2011

cunt-fruit

noun: euphemism for baby.

Dragging your mewling cunt-fruit around the supermarket isn't going to win you any friends.

cunt-fruit by TEQWAR November 17, 2015

Pressed Fruit-bowl

V. -The act of dropping ones pants and pressing ones butt and balls against a piece of glass which is visible by a passerby.

N. -The result of this process is a "pressed fruit-bowl."

Linda was shocked when she looked at the car next to her only to see a pressed fruit-bowl staring back at her.

Pressed Fruit-bowl by Vagimuff April 3, 2009

Womb Fruit 

The fruits of a woman's womb. A child.

Control your womb fruit in public

Womb Fruit by schubert-nyc August 14, 2008

emo fruit ninja 

When you take a knife and start slashing the hell out of your arm because you hate yourself and your life

When i get home, i want to play emo fruit ninja.

emo fruit ninja by FreakyBoii69 February 22, 2018

Rice's Fruit Farm 

Rice's Fruit Farm is a little no name shop in the middle of Wilbraham that all the fucking flax bros or slimy faggots go to bitch and complain after a day at minnechaug. The place has ok ice cream but all the people suck.

Wanna go milk a cow at Rice's Fruit Farm? I'm not talking about the employees either.

Rice's Fruit Farm by Oogie Googie February 25, 2021

Tastes like fruit loops 

A phrase used to describe an alcoholic beverage that does not taste alcoholic.

Matthew: "So what's your favorite drink?"

Forrest: "Caribou Lou baby! It tastes like fruit loops and hits like a truck!"

Tastes like fruit loops by DJ Forresto January 23, 2011