Milwaukee Mud Flap

When you produce a turd half way out of your anus, also known as the turtle head. Then you smear it on someone's face.

This slooter was giving me dome when I busted out the Milwaukee mud flap.

by S.E.McD February 18, 2009

Bisexual Cake Flap

Nobody knows what it is. But when you see it; You will know.

Steven: "What the fuck is that?!?"

Jose: "I believe that is a Bisexual Cake Flap."
Steven: "So THATs what it looks like."

by soultaker2008 February 13, 2010

elongated piss flap

When one piss flap is larger than the other.

She had one small piss flap and the other was one of those elongated piss flaps. All long and shit...

by nockcose February 13, 2016

your balls are flapping

1. A fruitless course of action.
2. The inevitable conclusion to a religous or political debate inside the smittyverse.

see: talkin out the side'o yah neck
Source: ph3arbear

"...So he was all like d00d mormons totally kickass, you are such a fuckin nazi, and i was like d00d, stfu your balls are flapping.."

by OPi3 March 03, 2004

Cat Flap

A cats flap

Guy: "Ive lost my keys!"
Guy: "Its going to be very hard getting in this cat flap"

(Later on)

Guy: "This is moist but atleast I have my keys!.."

by The mysterious stranger March 23, 2010

Necro Tissue-Flapping

This is the act of shoving a tissue up a dead persons arsehole, and then flapping (waving) it in their face multiple times. After this is performed you may want to eat the tissue, or pleasure yourslef by sticking it up your japseye.

I went Necro Tissue-Flapping the other night, it was Ausantisch, but i think i may have come away with aids.

by MyNameIsJohan August 14, 2010

flap your wings

To flail one's arms and body around in a vain attempt to prevent an object from falling; to english an object.

The older you get the clumsier you get and the more you'll find you'll have to flap your wings.

by pentozali August 17, 2010