Father Larry

The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.

-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.

by butterluv December 23, 2021

Father

a person that someone looks up to or thinks of as a father.

person 1: thats my father!
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???

by euphoricGAYtilly December 27, 2021

Father Wristmas

Jerking off on Christmas Day

Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?

Got a gift from Father Wristmas!

Gross.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Fatherless

An overused (subjectively) term that's used to insult "cringe kids"
Sometimes used as a casual insult?
If someone calls you by this, it's more likely they're referring that you're lacking of a male figure in your childhood rather than actually having no father

Person a:
"H1 1m S411Y
*insert bonny's image that got stollen from pinterest*
M3 PR0N0ŰNs 4R3 734/ZHEE"
4G3: 21 Y34R5 01D
1 D08T 1IK3 5H0W1N6 M7 F4C3 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽
-S411Y S1N63D 0U7 🤖"

Person c:" fatherless "

by I can clean your toilet for 25 January 15, 2022

Fatherluck

Some mf who posts peak and thinks eren is the best (he is) and is not biased and really hot

Show people fatherluck (god)

by Nyytardd d January 17, 2022

Father

someone who will never come back

father: going to get milk
son: aight see you in heaven or hell

by You ass at fortnite January 18, 2022

Fathead

You’re bestfriend who has a fat head nah I’m just playing its an affectionate way of saying they are ur bff fr

“Yo fathead how you doing?”
“Lindsay, Annalise, and Teaona are fatheads.”

by User3281782 January 20, 2022