Facebook Vacation

After being sickened by the masses' predictable reaction to events, addictively engrossed in endless links, photos and comments posted by others or just burned in a bad exchange, deciding to take a break from Facebook.

You get in a heated Facebook comment war with relatives about whether Osama Bin Laden's killing was justified or not, because you posted something suggesting that it was or was not. In reality, you'd rather just have your relatives be relatives, not political sparring partners. But since Facebook makes everything you post immediately available to your relatives, you are now in a comment war. Thus, you throw up your hands and go on a Facebook Vacation.

by amphibiant June 1, 2011

Facebook Diet

When you rekindle with an old love or fling on Facebook. You constantly speak through in-box or posts and comments. As a result you eat right and work out hard to look good when you meet up.

Guess who I found on Facebook? Tom... we talk all the time! I am so on a Facebook Diet, so I look hot when we meet up!

by KGYS December 11, 2011

comment you on facebook

A term used by myspacers gone facebookers see mytraitor when he/she doesn't know to say write on your wall.

"Yo bro! Instead of commenting you on myspace, I'll just comment you on facebook." "Do you mean write on my wall?" "Oh yah, i guess so, sorry, I'm just so used to saying comment on myspace"

by Nickkk!!! June 18, 2007

Facebook Fabler

when a girl or guy only puts photos up that make him or her look good. When seeing the person in real life you realize that they look nothing like they posted online.

Caleb : She looked so good on her prof pic, so i clicked on her other pics.

Barrett : How was it?

Caleb : She looks good, but when i got to her apartment she was a facebook fabler, she looks hideous, I guess thats why fat chicks that the pic from above

Barrett : Indeed

by MTDEW12345 September 3, 2009

Facebook Sponsor

An experienced or senior facebooker who guides or explains how to do stuff on facebook that the rest of us can't figure out on our own.

"I couldn't figure out how to post those three pix in a row on my wall, so I had to ask my Facebook Sponsor. He got me straightened out, but he totally lost me when he started facebook preaching."

by Ando Indigo October 1, 2009

facebook double-take

Person A says they saw that person B was somewhere or did something. Person B does a double-take because they know they didn't tell Person A about that. Then Person A reveals they saw the information on facebook.

"Joe Blow said something about me being at that party, and I did a facebook double-take!"

by MamaRen May 1, 2010

Facebook Flush

To delete people from your friend list.

I have 2156 "friends" but only actually talk to half of them. It must be time for a Facebook Flush.

by nrs1970 June 24, 2010