dodecanut

(doe-deck-uh-nut) To ejaculate in a burst of twelve directions, getting sperm everywhere.
Uses: Dodecanut, Dodecanated, Dodecanation, Dodecanating

Tyrone: Let me penetrate and dodecanut inside.
Shawty: If you dodecanut, you will stain my new carpet.

by Lil Dodecanut September 22, 2017

dodge them thots

When a girl tryna get at yo dick cuz she a ho, so you dodge the fuck out the way so you don't get AIDS or some shit cuz you know she been fuckin with ALL SORTS OF DICKS.

"Nah fam I hella dodge them thots".

by Thotbusters November 8, 2017

Dodbodsexual

The state of being sexually attracted to the legend, Chris Dodson and his extremely large penis.

“Yo man I heard you got some pussy last night!” Four eyes said.
“Uh actually no I didn’t, I’m actually a Dodbodsexual.” The gook replied.

by Sexualities December 25, 2017

dodecadipshit

Better way of saying dipshit. If someone is being a real dipshit and saying dipshit is to boring and unoriginal, just say “Fuck you dodecadipshit”

Friend: Fuck you octocunt
Me: Shut the fuck up dodecadipshit

by Mr.BlikaDink February 2, 2018

Dödskrök

When you drink so much alcohol that you are between life and death

is it time for a new "dödskrök" yet? I wanna get really drunk and hide my sorrows.

by StartklarBraBrapXD November 26, 2018

Dodo's

A slang for "Dumb hoes"

The girls over there are such dodo's

by A dumb cunt February 13, 2019

Dodgefathers

The greatest dodgeball team that ever was. Made the Average Joes look..less than average.

Those god damn Dodgefathers are fucking amazing!!

by bigswingindick25 March 13, 2019