Electronic Masturbation Device

An Electronic Masturbation Device, purchased at MEO, is a male jack-off machine that a guy uses or another guy can use to give his dick an awesome cumgasm. A dude's boner is lubed and inserted into it's oriface and placed over his cock-head and then turned on -- with 10 different settings, someone can use the cum-maker to give a guy's cock a mild to wild cumgasm as he blows hs load. Also used for "hands-free" or "forced" cumgasms.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bought an Electronic Masturbation Device, and he ties my hands behind my back and makes me suck his dick until we both have mind and cock-blowing cumgasms -- then he makes me swallow his cum and suck the device clean!

by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021

devil's dust

cocaine.

Dude that Devil's dust is the fucking shit.

after snorting a line one might proclaim "I said God Damn!"

by k money1102 October 27, 2008

Rap Devil

A retarded diss track by MGK that's full of fuckery! He was trying to diss Eminem, but he accidentally ended up dissing himself by proving Eminem right about how he's whack! It had a bunch of retarded disses that only people as retarded as MGK would be capable of making.

Rap Devil was gay!

by I'm Obsessed With Your Mother February 12, 2020

devil woman

A gotdamn devil woman is a femle who trys 2 tell u ur buissness....

::door bell rings::
::man with counrty axcent answers door::
::looks at door stoop seee flaming bag!!::
TED:It's one of dem flamin bags again!! call the fire de'partment this one out of control!!
Betty: DONT PUT IT OUT WITH UR BOOTS TED!!!

TED: DONT TELLME MY BUISSNESS DEVIL WoMAN!!

::TED, not bothering 2 listen 2 his wife stomps the bag ::

TED: got dammit its that pooooop again!! frikin kids!!!

by Gladiss and amykins August 24, 2005

devil's onion ring

Comical slang for brown eye, butt hole, or anus.

Does anyone else smell the reek coming from the devil's onion ring on that guy?

by Andaconda June 30, 2004

Steve Jobs Device

An apple product, usually hand held or portable

"Did you hear about the new iPad?"

"The world does not need another steve jobs device."

by DingusMoose March 30, 2010

Devil's Triangle

A Devil's Triangle is the triangular patch of hair extending from a few wispy-hairs below a guy's navel to a luxurious growth of fragrant bush surrounding a dude's crotch-rocket.

I love sucking the dick my cadet roomie, Matt, and burying my nose in his Devil's Triangle as I suck a cumgasm out of his big banana!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021