David Wolfe

Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.

David Wolfe is a fucking tool.

by mrwiggles1 February 8, 2018

davierre

Davierre is a beautiful strong woman who will beat your ass in a fight.will love you if u love her but if you don't she cutting your dick off

Davierre is a bad bitch you can't kill her

by Davierrsingleton May 18, 2018

David

David’s are allergic to Doritos. Nobody knows why. David’s are cool. But then again they can’t eat Doritos because their tastebuds are unique. David’s, whatcha gonna do?

“Shut up David”

by bubblesandmeerkats May 26, 2018

David Hause

A man who only says two things: "Can you even ghost?" and "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!"

Jay: *plays games in class*
David Hause: "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!"

by MacXP June 1, 2018

Daviyana

Beautiful girl that cares about the world around her, usually care too much about the wrong people and get hurt but are the sexiest you’ll ever meet

See how big her hurt is? She’s definitely a daviyana

by Kwakshake November 13, 2018

david nolan

The husband of Snow White from the Netflix\ ABC show, Once Upon A Time. He was supposed to marry Kathryn Nolan/ Princess Abigail. But then he fell for another women, Snow White. Oh they also made the savoir, Emma Swan. One last thing. David and Snow had a motto called "i'll always find you" -_-

David Nolan: I'll always find you Snow
Snow: I know you will

by kaboom boom November 25, 2018

David’s Left Nipple

David’s Left Nipple™️ (dln), is a groupchat full of the rudest vlog squad twitter stans, they all suck so fucking bad. if i ever see one of their members in the streets i will fucking deck them, on god i will shank them and rip their intestines out and play with it like playdough, and their admin isn’t even fucking active what a whore goddamn i can’t stand her such a fucking bitch. i hate them all i hope they all die a slow and painful death and i hope their day goes horrible stupid david stans nobody likes you and you’re irrelevant get over it pussy.

“dln is the ugliest groupchat on the interweb but i love them” ~ anonybitch

“dln hates small accounts” ~ anonymous pussy ass bitch

“angela smells good” ~ fake hoe

“dln has the smallest dick energy” ~ anon

“david’s left nipple is gross and overrated i hate this groupchat so fucking much they make me so damn mad and they don’t support my foot fetish” ~ assnon

by myspacecrack February 10, 2019