Clam Stamping is when you don’t
see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam
juice on your seat cover
Jennifer: hey girl, your seat
cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?
Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat
Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a
good clam stamping!