Captain Hook

What u call somebody when their penis is curved like a hook.

“Tyler just accept that you are Captain Hook.”

by Meme lord Nate January 10, 2019

Captain Howdy

an insult said to a person who is insane; such as one who enjoys pain{derived from the username in the hit film "Dee Snyder's Strangeland"}

Man, that sicko's crazy, he better not go Captain Howdy on us.

by El_Scorcho August 25, 2003

Captain Hook

The act of lifting a female off of the ground by her vagina using only two fingers. Most often performed, but not limited to, the dance floor.

Mike- Did you see Tristan last night at Dayglow?

Turner- Yeah, he totally Captain Hooked that girl.
Andrew- Classic

by CaptainHookHimself October 9, 2011

captain pugwash

Definition: captain pugwash
Background: captain pugwash

Example: captain pugwash

by captain pugwash April 13, 2005

Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés

When you fart in a napkin and put it under a person's nose shouting "Sapristi Capitaine! Du chloroforme!".

The night out in Paris was great - too bad Yannick was sat next to me at dinner and kept giving me the good old Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

by tngyrlns October 17, 2022

captain planet cool

something that is either cooler than the sum of its parts or cooler than previous examples provided

Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter may be sick but Marvel vs Capcom is Captain Planet Cool

by JackieChanThumbsUp January 17, 2011

Captain's Motto-Italian Version

"Jump into a lifeboat"

The Italian version of the Captain's Motto (to "go down with the ship").

In reference to the captain of the overturned Costa Concordia cruise ship of January 14th, 2012.

The captain, Francesco Schettino, alleges that he tripped, and fell into a lifeboat, immediately after the crash.

Hey Nathan, I heard you crashed your sailboat. Were you afraid that you might drown?

"Heck no. I abide by the Captain's Motto-Italian Version ... I jumped right into a lifeboat and drank a glass of champagne while I watched it sink."

by mike87111 February 10, 2012