california carbonara

when you cum on a girl's hemorrhoids

I was into it with Debbie last night, real deep, let me california carbonara her!

california carbonara by skwurllll November 10, 2021

California True Colors 

A sexual act involving a bed in which one girl is thrown onto the bed, one girl masturbates while sitting against the wall, and the third girl gets surprise penetrated from behind, causing her to pass out and fall over. The masturbating female then has explosive diarrhea everywhere

Their video of a California True Colors was used on a shock site

California True Colors by Echold2006 January 17, 2022

California Cock Ring 

The act of using a knife, preferably serrated, to cut the labia off of a particularly obese woman. Make sure to remove it in one piece, as any errors may compromise the integrity of the cock ring and may hinder the ability to use it in a sexual scenario. After the labia is removed completely, the penis is inserted into the hole in the center, creating a fleshy cock ring. Proceed to have sex as usual.

When finished, use the semen to coat the California Cock Ring and freeze it. This will preserve it.

F: Hey, have you remembered to put the California Cock Ring in the freezer?
M: Yes, and I coated it with semen for preservation.
F: Great, I cant wait until next time!

California Cock Ring by RollingTide March 31, 2022

california roll 

God , California SUCKS!

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california roll by Stewie Griffin March 10, 2005

california corn roll

To deficate on your partner's chest, ejaculate on the feces, and then have your partner consume the semen covered feces.

My girl said she was hungry so I gave her a California Corn Roll.

california corn roll by HavocUnited June 25, 2008

California Raisin

California Raisin: a person of Hispanic origin, aka a cholo or Mexican

"Look at that guy's Honda Civic. What a California Raisin."

"I avoid the Gateway Mall. Too many California Raisins.

California Raisin by timdannyregistered June 5, 2009

california blow torch 

a guy from california, that gets on webcam websites such as stickam and talks dirty to random girls he's never met.

"Oh hey, I'm Patrick, I'm horny!"
"Eww, gtfo, your such a california blow torch."

california blow torch by hahahellooo June 19, 2009