sadee and brandon

sex all night

sadee and brandon all last night

by you again February 27, 2009

Brandon's dick

Tiny little thing. That can't fit in vagina.

Brandon's dick is tiny. Nobody would want to suck it.

by TheHalfCatracho September 3, 2016

Brandon Moore

A self gratification technique which involves a leather belt, an ice cube, and a small poodle or baby. Tying one end of the belt around the poodle(or baby)'s neck and the other around your erect penis (leave a little loose for proper friction). By gyrating the hips in a clockwise motion, the 'performer' of the act is able to spin the weighted belt like a propeller on the penis...The poodle/baby will wail and moan thus mimicking a very sadistic horny woman....after ejaculation, apply ice to the crotch region.

"Hey man, why you walkin so funny?"
"I got drunk while watching my baby brother, and decided to do a Brandon Moore."

by bitchbuymeahotdog! October 18, 2008

Brandon christopher

A homosexual man that has a small dick.

wow that kid at that table over there is a real "Brandon Christopher" damn son I feel bad for him. For rizzeale

by Pauljtmofo February 5, 2008

brandon spence

the maddest of all cunts.

mad, cunt brandon spence

by slippery slimy salamanda December 12, 2010

Brandon time

An annoyingly slow concept of time.

“Damn, he be running on Brandon time tho”

by B1ngb0ng November 28, 2020

brandon moment

when someone is in the perfect situation and the opportunity of the best possible thing pops up and you still fuck it up.

“you lost your scholarship? you pulled a brandon moment.”

by eatdapussy999 April 16, 2021