The flood of piss sucked into the sewers during the Super Bowl halftime show. No one wants to miss any of the football, or the commercials, so they piss while Tom Petty is singing for the first time since the 1800s, The Rolling Stones are slowly dying onstage, or Janet Jackson is giving her chesticles some air.
Bubba: "Yo Chazz I gotta go pee but I don't want to miss the commercials what should I do?"
Chazz: "Just go while the Black Eyed Peas are singing or rapping or whatever they do. You can contribute to the Super Bowl Flood."
Once upon a time, the Jews were running low on oil to light their lamps. They really didn't want to spend money on any additional oil. They put the remnants of their oil in the lamp, and the lamp stayed lit for 8 days, and even 8 nights.
The Jews celebrate this moment of thrift each year, calling this festival "Hannukah".
A "Hannukah bowl" is a bowl that lasts much longer than initially anticipated.