Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”

by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024

Blind Mag

She's done nothing wrong and physically can never do anything wrong.

"I heard Blind Mag was really on the fence about leaving GeneCo."

by Mister Pain November 25, 2023

Phone Blind

When your phone is so cracked you can’t see anything on it

When my phone was servely cracked I went phone blind

by Katy Pig October 7, 2018

tone blind

inability to detect sincerity or sarcasm in a text

i was tone blind to her meaning, and i heard about it later

by TXKRIS March 5, 2018

blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.

Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?

by gay paintbrush monokuma November 1, 2021

short deaf and blind

cameron

yes cameron is short deaf and blind

by useyourrealnameyoushould October 12, 2022

Blind Fish

Another term for eggy bread. Used mainly by scousers, cause we are cool like that!

Do us a favour and stick some blind fish in with me full english would ya!

by Katie_NH April 6, 2008