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Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area
“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”
by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024
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Blind Mag

She's done nothing wrong and physically can never do anything wrong.
"I heard Blind Mag was really on the fence about leaving GeneCo."
by Mister Pain November 25, 2023
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Phone Blind

When your phone is so cracked you can’t see anything on it
When my phone was servely cracked I went phone blind
by Katy Pig October 7, 2018
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tone blind

inability to detect sincerity or sarcasm in a text
i was tone blind to her meaning, and i heard about it later
by TXKRIS March 5, 2018
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blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.
Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?
by gay paintbrush monokuma November 1, 2021
mugGet the blindness pro maxmug.

short deaf and blind

yes cameron is short deaf and blind
by useyourrealnameyoushould October 12, 2022
mugGet the short deaf and blindmug.

Blind Fish

Another term for eggy bread. Used mainly by scousers, cause we are cool like that!
Do us a favour and stick some blind fish in with me full english would ya!
by Katie_NH April 6, 2008
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