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I broke your mom's water

When you start to penetrate a pregnant woman so deep, it goes up the babies ass.
Man 1: Dude, I broke your mom's water last night.

Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.
by Manwithaboat October 14, 2017
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Shit bloke

Andrew Gaff. Professional Australian rules footballer for the Wet Toast Eagles.
What? He punched this unsuspecting kid behind the play, broke his jaw, and sent him to hospital? What a shit bloke.

Wait, what? His teams' supporters actually cheered the shit bloke as well? What a collection of shit blokes.
by CliveH20 August 5, 2018
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Don’t broke my window

It is used by a girl to a boy who tells him not to play with her feelings
Boyfriend: I'm going out tonight with the boys
Girlfriend: I told you I didn't approve of that. Don’t broke my window!
by Psssss311 May 10, 2022
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fix it till it's broke

The act of 'improving' or 'upgrading' something that was working fine until it's worse off than it was before.
The layout on 4chan had been perfectly fine for years but I guess the new owner decided to fix it till it's broke
by HiLiter June 28, 2016
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bloke

A euphemism for English-speaking person. Used by French-Canadians to describe their English-speaking counterparts, especially those living in the Canadian province of Quebec.

It is considered derogatory, despite the fact that the term is a direct adaptation of the neutral English term "bloke;" i.e.: just an average guy.

It is perhaps the counterpart term to "Pepsi" (or "pepper"), which Anglophones occasionally describe French-Canadians, especially in Quebec, is a "Pepsi," (because of their perceived ignorance about sound nutrition, and their alleged penny-wise preference for the upstart Pepsi over Coca-Cola, back when Pepsi cost the same but was sold in a larger bottle).
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by countingmx August 16, 2008
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Broke Da Broke

Pointless editing replacing niggas with broke da' broke in Kanye West's terrible song Golddigger in which he "sings/raps" (if thats what you wanna call it) about some bitch who is obviously a whore ass golddigger. However, the song's purpose is not to convey that the bitch is not a gold digger, but is simply another way for some big headed black person to tell us white people how much better they are than us. Yet, he failed miserably when all our white girls flocked to stores to buy the stupid damn album. We have once again supported these ignorant ways of thinking.
"Now I aint sayin she a gold digger,
but she aint messin wit no broke da broke"
by Andrrew July 31, 2006
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broke-ass

1. A person with little means.

2. A person who enjoys the fringe elements of a society.

3. A person with little means who enjoys the fringe elements of a society.
1. She can't pay for dinner, she's a broke-ass.

2. I feel like we should party like a broke-ass tonight; hit up a basement show, maybe go vintage shopping.

3. I'm not only a broke-ass by nesessity, but by choice.
by Broke-ass Harley July 16, 2011
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