beardho

A ho, but one that only sleeps with bearded men.

Alison is SUCH a beardho!

by SteveRemmington June 16, 2017

beach junki

A person who is addicted to being at the Beach searching for Junk! like seashells, sandollars, sea glass, watching the sunrise and protecting our environment.

When you see a Beach Junki car decal or T-shirt you know that person has been educated about the Beach and the Junk! washing up.
Get Your Fix!
There's more to Life than Salt.

I'm a Beach Junki, I admit it, I'm addicted and I need my fix, so don't try to send me to rehab.

by beach junki May 9, 2018

Beached Whale Couple

A couple (especially of college age) that has settled down and consistently pushes away all of their other friends so they can spend all their time together in a relationship. Often times this happens to close friends, and the relationship can mess up even the tightest of friendships over time.

"Man! Todd and Patricia are such a beached whale couple! Todd turned me down multiple times to go to stardollars with her! He used to be my friend!"

"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?

Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!

Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?

Todd: What trip?

Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?

Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!

Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!

Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.

Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!

Todd: Oh, I will!"

by atreed7 June 1, 2018

Beach Pigeon

Another term for a seagull used by many people

A beach pigeon shat on my head yesterday, I was gutted!

by Maxxxy93 June 10, 2018

beachpipe

One of those plastic tubes you spin around your head that you buy from the seaside which make a noise like wowowowowow / Someone who goes on and on and on and on about the same thing...day in...day out

HER: bikes...bikes...bikes
COWORKERS: wowowowow -beachpipe

by Lolly Lukas June 14, 2018

bearahsarah

Something you use to describe someone who is a massive inspiration with the name Sarah.

person a:Hey did do you know Sarah?
person b: Yeah but can you bear a sarah?
person a: Only bearahsarah

by Lsinda August 29, 2018

Beach belly

A play on ‘beach body’ - referring to someone on the beach while in a swimming costume who instead of being toned has a belly.

‘You’re rocking that beach belly man! I see you decided to give the beach body a miss this summer!’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 May 23, 2019